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Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.

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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!

by Telephony January 3, 2013


piddled-off

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

by Telephony December 17, 2016

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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014


pissbottle

pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.

{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!

by Telephony June 23, 2014

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bungknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butt-Head of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head who also gave us words like, "fartknocker", "buttknocker", "Cornholio", "TP", "bunghole" (the asshole, not a hole in a keg), etc

{Beavis}: What was that, Butt-Head?
{Butt-Head}: Oh just some bungknocker on TV, twirling these big dumb sticks, lighting them, twirling them again, and like setting himself on fire or something.

by Telephony August 7, 2014

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candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011


TubeHead

Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.

{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!

by Telephony August 13, 2016

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