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iPhone users who think the iPhone is the only phone anyone should ever use. They defend it and harass others who are not iPhone users.
I walked in the Apple Store with my Samsung and everyone looked at me like I had 3 heads. They're all iPhone nazis.
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When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.
I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.
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