jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.

Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.

homance

A silly illusion of a relationship with a chix that is using a guy to benefit herself.

Don: Lydia really likes me.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.

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ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.

Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?

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hissgust

Combo of hiss and disgust. Sound one makes when there skin is crawling because of someone or someone's action.

Scarey Carey: Before I got here I tipped over some old bitch in a wheelchair and stole her purse.

Me:AAAAGGGH, YUCK (hissgust sounds) Later loser boozer slut.

madadude

Combo of mad and attitude with a slant on dude! Angry honorable man's attiitude about drug dealers, child abusers and lazy assholes. Generally angry and unhappy with a sleazy approach to life, character and moral weakness.

Ed: Man, did you see Rocky go off on that guy that was begging?

Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!

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stewpat

An totally stupid act that affects your career and how people think of you.

Kristen Stewart's STUPID cheating on Robert Patterson statement: "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry,"

ME: Now that was stewpat, trampire!

chinvent

derv: invent
Sarcastic rating used to deplete someone's excitement about something they found about or that's been around for a long time.

To acknowledge a obvious falsehood.

Fat person raging.

BettyLou: I left my bottle of designer water in the freezer and it turned into ice!
Response: Thanks for the chinvent.
SmarkyMarky: So anyway, after I turned pro I picked up Paris in my Corvette.
Response: You're quite the chinventor!
BIGBERTHA: I'm SICK&TIRED ({!#xx#) sick and tired of buying cheap clothes that RIPPPP (whew)
Reply: Settle down you're having a chinvention.