Bonnet Bay

A suburb in the shire where people have literally died of boredom. There is no trainline and only 2 roads in and out, reports of inbreeding are common and widespread.

Steve: Hey man i went to Bonnet bay the other day and i saw a guy with 3 arms.
Gary: Yeah that's pretty common in bonnet bay, there's nothing to do there so they breed with family members.

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Janalli

A suburb which contains large amounts of subsidised housing in which graffiti and lad culture is rife.

Friend - "Hey Man i accidentally got off the train at Janalli and a lad tagged my shirt and stole my wallet when i wasn't looking".
Friend 2 - "That's why they call it the J-Hole"

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