Yandere

The one reason to want a conservative family (granted, with guns) as your Neighbors.

Synonym for not dying alone.

You: I need to use your guns!
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.

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Miss me with that gay shit

The backup technique that is used when no homo doesn't work

Person of same gender (assuming they're a guy): Grabs dick
You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit

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