emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

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lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

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caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

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maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

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mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

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VD

Means venereal disease.

"I have what's known as a venereal disease (VD)."

"How'd you get it?"

"From fuckin'."

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H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

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