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noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.
Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
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An phrase that pseudo-intellectuals, brownnosers or sycophants use to elevate themselves intellectually to another by pretending they think or believe the same as they do when in fact so-called "great minds" set themselves apart from others because they really DON'T think like everyone else.
Intellectual: Since the 1950's, the whole of modern western civilization is based off of one driving concept - consumerism! It is the the reason for all the social ills of modern society. Despite the obvious advances in technology in medicine, agriculture, communications, engineering, and alternative energy we as a people are held back because the power rests in the few with the financial and political influence to keep money where is always has been. This rise in technology should be bettering the minds of the masses, but actually is made to anesthetize them and keep them complacent and lethargic.
Pseudo-intellectual: OMG!! Like...wow! I just said the same thing to my friends at the country club yesterday! I say you can get the same quality with Gucci that they get with Prada for less money. But nobody seems to listen. And...ya know...it sooo, like, frustrating? Great minds think alike, right?
Intellectual: *looks down his nose* You're not even in the same conversation.
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When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
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Arrogance, Incompetence & Greed, Inc.
The new name given to failed, mega-conglomerate, American Insurance Group, for taking $170 billion in federal bailout money with the right hand and, with the left, doling out $165 million in bonuses to the same execs who ran the company into the ground in the first place.
Now the universally recognized symbol for corporate greed and/or corruption.
For the American public, AIG now stands for "arrogance, incompetence and greed," (credit Rep. Paul Hodes, D-N.H. Mar. 18 2009)
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A state of mind bred into the minds of any caucasian female of any socio-economic class residing in America's armpit, New Jersey. The attitude combines the airheadedness of a blond, the foul mouth of a Quentin Tarantino movie, the self-centeredness of a mafia don's wife and the pathetic, materialistic shallowness and faux-classiness of Paris Hilton. While this attitude is prolific in this region not all females behave in such a way as the Jersey Girl's attitude, being parasitic in nature, must suck the life of other normal people by means of scorning, tormenting and demeaning in order to boost their own, hidden, low self-esteem, self-loathing and jealousy from not actually being born a Manhattanite.
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
Jersey Girl's aren't trashy. Trash, at least, gets picked up.
Tara Reid is a classic Jersey Girl
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Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.
Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.
Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!
Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.
Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!
That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!
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A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.
From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views
Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up
why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up
Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up
I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up
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