When you throw a chicken at a crocodile but realize it was your phone
Man I ate it yesterday, I totally pulled a Dundee at the zoo
When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection
Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house
When she bends over on a plane and says " are we flying" then you shove a cowboy up her ass and say " no we're falling with style" as you kick her off the plane
"Man, I gave my wife a good 'buzz and woody' yesterday"
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