Brad

He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.

Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"

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