Monweek

A week in which every day is as bad as a Monday

Tuesday was so bad, the young man felt a Monweek coming on.

cupich

Named after the Cardinal Archbishop of Chicago. A remark unparallelled in its combined stupidity, arrogance, and insensitivity.

Did you really just say climate change was a bigger issue than sex abuse in the Church? You just pulled a Cupich!.

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Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.