shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person

-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.

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jiu-flex

noun, -jiu-flex, jiu flex, jiuflex

-noun (jiu-flex)

1. The reflexes one attains from practicing jiu-jitsu.

-noun examples

1. Damn I swear, jiu-jitsu has gotten me super alert about ish. I got that jiu-flex.

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