fuckdiculous

adj.

A contraction of the words 'fucking ridiculous'. Often used when just 'ridiculous' simply isn't enough and injecting a swearword somewhere is required to convey the message properly.

Me: There is a fuckdiculous amount of people here tonight.
Friend: Too fucking right.

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cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

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clocking

verb.

The act of tampering with the odometer of a vehicle to make it appear that the vehicle has not travelled as far as it really has. This tactic is often employed to sell a vehicle for more than it is actually worth.

Dan bought his car from a shonky dealer. I told him that the car had probably been clocked, but he had no idea what clocking was. He's fucked if the rego inspector picks up on it.

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