The Offspring

A kick-ass band that rox my sox!!!! OFFSPRING PWNS nOObs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I should say no, but its kinda hard when she's ready to go, I may me dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
-Self Esteem, Smash (1994)

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Jessica Simpson

A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice

I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson

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wringing

When a - s a guy with a strap-on

Man, my ass hurts. My friend wrung me last night.

3👍 5👎

lagalicious

when your computer is hella laggy so on online servers you so you can go killin everybody and their mother cause they won't be able to catch you

damn I was playin halo yestaday. It was lagalicious!

5👍 5👎