lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

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milk goggles

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.

Kathy had to go to the optometrist her milk goggles leaked into her eye.

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