lunchbox

John Lanzafame

You can't be serious lunchbox, we just ate like 5 minutes ago

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see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

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Number 1.5

To extrete diarrhea or runny shit.

<me> Can I use your toilet sir?
<you> You gonna do a Number 1 or Number 2?
<me> I gotta do a Number 1.5!!!
<you> Find another toilet!

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