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When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.
After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.
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The belief that criticising your country is always patriotic. Sadly, it's only patriotic when your criticism is correct and useful. Otherwise, you're just another hater, hiding behind the flag. Applicable to both right-wing and left-wing asshats.
What's with all the hatriotism in the media?
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