Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

Perved

Verb. (Perving, perved)
To be verbally sexually harassed, so that no actual innapropriate touching was involved, usually just annoying questions or statements.

"That guy at the bar just asked me what cup size I was." "Wow, you got perved."

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