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mister party

The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!

If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!

see mr party

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

48πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


she beast

you want none of that

see trailer park skank

bitch fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project

by Terra Imperator June 7, 2004

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though

Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

37πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing

Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

134πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


PennDOT

I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!

"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"

by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004

43πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž