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Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students
Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!
632π 583π
The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.
It ain't the sword itself that's dangerous. It's the asshole holding the sword that's dangerous!
70π 62π
NOUN
(1) slang term for your friend
(2) see butt buddy
(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name
(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."
(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."
(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"
16π 20π
The "art" (wink, wink) of seductive dancing while removing clothing; performed by ecdysiasts
I love the was Lucious does her striptease!
279π 148π
a threesome:
2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians
the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...
Get the picture?
37π 13π
you want none of that
see trailer park skank
bitch fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project
20π 9π
A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:
-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.
You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!
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