whozisJFK

A way for someone who has horrendous grammar and etiquette to spell out a partial sentence, referring to "Who is John F. Kennedy". Often sounded out by those lazy, fat Americans. Yes, I mean YOU.

HillBillyBillBill: "whozisJFK??"

Terrier: "Sniped, 0400 hours with a .22 fluctuating wind at a latitude of-"

Don: Who is John F. Kennedy.

2👍 2👎

Jew-Jitsu

Jew-Jitsu - Literally the meaning of an ancient and unspeakable evil created by the nefarious Lord Guru in the days of Watanagashi. Learning this ancient art is a combination of will, dedication, and the ability to hold in a six pack of six packs. Its main focus is speed and accuracy, with a strength roll of -15 for every attack, but a bonus of +25 speed and accuracy. Hong-Wing-Jin attempted to open up a center for teaching Jew-Jitsu, but the attempt failed due to accidental...ACCIDENTAL...suicides. Watch out for those who know this art although, because it is harsher than that of a thousand pokes in the matter of .31 biolithy seconds. You have been warned.

Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.

Chun: Abraham, you have been a good pupil. Now, we practice the rights of Jew-Jitsu.

Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!

Chun: Very well then.

Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!

15👍 48👎