Phobophobia

The phobia of being scared. If you have it, you're literary scared of being scared... It's like, phobiception.

You're scared that you'll be scared, but then you realise you're scared of being scared, so then you're scared and then you're even more scared, because you just realised you're scared of being scared and that makes you even more scared which makes you so scared that you're very very scared which completely scares you and you're so scared of being scared that you can't help being scared, but you're scared that you are scared... That's phobophobia for you :/

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Bitch

1. A female dog
2. A knobhead can use this term and try to get away scott free by saying the following statements:
Bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is a part of a tree. Tree's nature. And nature's beautiful.
3. A person who whines all the time.
4. A person owned by a pimp.

1."How's your bitch, Bill?"

"Oh, she's got 8 puppies"
2. "You're such a bitch, Britney!"

(Teacher) "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY THOMAS!?"

"I meant she's beautiful!"

(Teacher) "Kden"
3."PLEASE JACK!"

"Stop bitching Mark."
4."How's your bitch Bill?"

"She's brought in £500."

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