Deaf Karen

A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.

Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh

Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.

Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!