panelysis

Discussion of political events by a panel of TV pundits.

"I'm so tired of hearing David Gergen, Gloria Borger and those other idiots speculate about Obama's cabinet nominees."
"Dude, change the channel if you can't take the panelysis."

cougee

A male being pursued by a cougar (an older woman); similar construction to mentor-mentee and employer-employee.

"Mrs. Jenkins keeps hitting on Cory, that kid from the skate park. She's pretty hot, too. I wouldn't mind being her cougee."

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