Rafe

A dashing, meat slanging, cocky competitive asshole who thinks he knows everything. Rafe gets no bitches and is probably secretly homosexual. He’s funnier when he doesn’t try to be, as opposed to when he tries. He’s a little bitch about anything in life but still acts like he’s a god.

1: “wanna go to the movies with Jerry, Michael, and Rafe?”

2: “oh fuck no fuck Rafe”

1: “ok” *proceeds to top 2 off*