Bardolatry

1. When a person, frequently a teacher, refers to Shakespeare as if he's God.

2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.

'Shakespeare is the greatest writer ever. He literally changed the way we all look at the world.'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'

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Tiffin

A controlling often overweight woman often residing in Great Britain, usually in comfortable managerial roles. They typically have slimmer partners with whom they are possessive.

She’s such a tiffin

Danger to Shipping (DTS)

Obesity

The patient's notes say she's a Danger to Shipping (DTS)