muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

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mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick