The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.
Rick had an hour long asshole recovery period after downing 2 foot long chilli cheese dogs.
A portfolio/document containing all of your lifting accomplishments and credentials.
"Yo bro, whats your max?" "Just check my portswoleo, its got my lifting program too."
The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.
It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.
The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.
I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.