Kennedy Bowtie

The act of shooting someone in the back of the neck, leaving an exit wound in the front of the throat, like a nice, bloody bowtie. This form of execution is similar to the assassination of the 34th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy. Hence the term Kennedy Bowtie. This act is not restricted to grassy knolls or third floor library windows, it can be performed in all sorts of settings.

An instant tracheotomy

*conspiracy theory and three hour film with Kevin Costner not included*

A Mafia hitman snuck into a marked man's house and waited under the cover of darkness while he cooked dinner. the hitman put the gun up to the back of the marked man's neck and gave him a Kennedy bowtie.

Lochte'd

Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.

Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.

"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"

Snow Mexican

Someone of Mexican decent who is very light skinned, speaks perfect English (not necessary Spanish), and can blend in with gringos without being detected.

Donald Trump's worst nightmare come true

Is she really Mexican? She's white and speaks prefect English! I never knew she was Mexican
She's a snow Mexican, that's why

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