Roach Motel

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.

-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.

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Client Number Ten

Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.

-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.

--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.

-Shameless, that man.

--Werd.

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Teve

Whole heartedly person surrounded by love but feels alone.

#Teve

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Quoin

To unceremoniously bend someone over and take them from behind.

I was rushing off for a business trip but nicely, my wife let me quoin her in the kitchen before I left. It really mellowed me out for the taxi ride!

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