Rottweiler in a headlock

Another way of saying constipated.

I didnt think that turd would ever come out. It was like I had a Rottweiler in a headlock

Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality

My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.