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goggins

1. Verb is used to describe doing incredible feats, overcoming huge obstacles, mind over matter.

2. Noun. A complete badass. About David Goggins, Navy Seal and author of "Can't Hurt Me". An Ironman of Ironmen. A willingness to do the incomprehensible when the mind says "No!" It is usually said with obscenities.

He gogginsed the Big Sur Marathon in 4 hours on a broken toe.
He failed out of high school and is a professor at Stanford. He's a fucking goggins.

by Texan Etymologist January 7, 2024


cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021


jackpotting

The distinct urge to poop and barf at the same time.

After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.

When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.

by Texan Etymologist May 19, 2022