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cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021


jackpotting

The distinct urge to poop and barf at the same time.

After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.

When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.

by Texan Etymologist May 19, 2022