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Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.

“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear

by Texas Bear November 5, 2020


Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 26, 2019

162👍 247👎


Red Pill Rooster

Red Pill Rooster, often found yelling at the sun till everyone wakes up.

“It’s not who did it, why did it, where did it, it’s did it really happen.

You’re on level one bro!” - Red Pill Rooster

by Texas Bear August 12, 2019

38👍 4👎