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Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.
Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.