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An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
18π 6π
Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
40π 8π
IΓ’ΒΒd rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there
the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period
Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers
20π 1π
Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside
I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on
3π 1π
doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke
edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!