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An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.
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The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
"Word of mouth" credibility. As opposed to one's FICO score, which is "paper" credibility.
Is that guy legit?
Yeah, he has plenty of street cred.
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Aquiring numerous credentials, usually college degrees, in order to procure employment at a company owned and run by a middle school dropout. Paper chasing is the safe alternative to entrepreneurial endeavors. The third alternative would be to settle for mediocrity, the most common path for a human life.
Michael Dell gave up the paper chase to start his own computer company. His vision made the pursuit of a college degree a waste of time. Ironically, most of the entry level positions at Dell require a college degree.
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American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.
Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
An indecisive man.
Hey Bill, don't be a pussy, drive through that yellow light.
An indecisive man, especially one that does not play tight defense on the middle school basketball court. Synonyms include wussy, pansy, wimp. Antonyms include stud, player, confident one.
That pussy can't play defense. Don't pick him for our team.
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