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roll in the hay

British for Sexual Intercourse. In Great Britain this is how partners offer themselves to each other. In Texas we just call it "Having Sex"

In the movie "The Bank Job", the hot British girl would offer a roll in the hay to British men of authority in order to gain leverage and information. It was entirely for business and she really did not care about their performance.

by Texas Man June 26, 2010


fakebook

Facebook

An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.

by Texas Man May 24, 2016


Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018


street cred

"Word of mouth" credibility. As opposed to one's FICO score, which is "paper" credibility.

Is that guy legit?
Yeah, he has plenty of street cred.

by Texas Man July 09, 2016