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You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

by Texting Error December 19, 2019

10👍 2👎


E Key

E= MEDIC!

It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.

It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.

xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...

by Texting Error November 5, 2017

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Aim Down Your Sights

Something that Sgt. Foley will say very often in the mission SSDD which is your only day of actual training in the game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Perhaps the most useful feature in a game with such overpowered weapons.

This phrase quickly became a meme along with "Rameriez! X that Y with your Z"

Foley: You've got to pick your targets by aiming deliberately down your sights from a stable stance!

Foley: That's all there is to it. You want your targets to go down, you gotta aim down your sights.

by Texting Error December 16, 2017


Fangs Out

Military slang that means “itching for a fight”. Most commonly applies to fighter pilots.

Where’s my prey?! I’ve got my fangs out!

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

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Glroy

You spelled "glory" wrong, didn't you?

In it for the glroy.
GN: *glory

by Texting Error December 18, 2017


NiP Crabwalk

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.

Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.

by Texting Error February 22, 2018

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Spy

The class in Team Fortress 2 that everyone hates, but everyone plays as. Seriously, playing Spy will take your soul. If you actually want to help your team win, you play as Heavy, Medic, or Soldier, NOT Spy!

Soldier (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

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