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An orange rodent-like Digimon who has Tai as his Tamer. He is a Rookie Digimon and can Digivolve into several other Digimon such as Angemon and Pegasusmon.
Patamon: "It's about time you had a bath"
Tai: "You know what? STFU. You're a Pikachu cosplaying as Zubat."
Patamon (breaks fourth wall): "For the last time, Digimon isn't a ripoff of Pokemon."
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An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.
Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."
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A dog. Similar to "doggie", the term is generally only used by Japanese people, people who are learning Japanese, and otaku.
Person 1: "Ohayo, my tomodachi! Check out my wanchan!"
Person 2: "What the Sam fuckin' Hill are you saying? Jesus, man, you should have picked a different language."
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When you and someone else are walking towards each other in an attempt to pass each other. You move to one side to pass them; they move to the same side to pass you. You move to the other side so you can escape the situation; they try to do the same thing. You are roadblocks of each other until one of you decides to stop and let the other walk by. Regardless of any ill will by either participant, the incident can be really, really annoying.
Me and Stan's mutual roadblock lasted for twelve seconds. Then we each thought the other was being an asshole. We worked it out, though.
Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.
Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
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A phrase that expresses disappointment, anger, frustration, or otherwise discontentment with the listener.
Person 1: Did you tell her I wanted to go out with her?
Person 2: Dude...I was going to, but I got sidetracked and ended up asking her out myself, then I kinda made her think you were a neo-Nazi.
Person 1: Aw, man, you suck!
Person 1 (after a test): Man, I totally failed that test. She totally told us the wrong stuff to study. It was really hard.
Person 2: No, it wasn't. You suck!
Meta Knight: You suck, Kirby.
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A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).
Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
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