Boston

The greatest city in the world, capital of Massachusetts (the greatest state in America). Nobody here talks like you think we do. If you "pahk in hahvid yahd" you will get towed. Its the T not the subway. Its Dunkies not Dunkin Donuts. Starbucks is completely foreign to us here. Nobody but tourists go on Duck Tours or the Swan Boats. Our sports are better than yours, sorry. When on 93, or 128 or the pike you don't go 65 you go 85. If people are still passing you at 85 you go faster until they stop passing you but not too fast where you're the asshole in a rush.

"Hey Joey I'm going to Boston!"
"Good Luck!"

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