Feminist

A crazy bitch (also know as a feminist) is a women who was kidnapped and raped at a young age and now thinks that every man wants to rape her.

(Feminist drops bag)
Me: here let me help you to your car
Feminist: why? So you can knock me out and rape me!

(Knees me in balls and calls police)
Me: (struggling to say) I was just trying to be a gentlmen

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