Karen

An annoying 40 y/o Soccer Mom who has short dyed blonde and brown ombré hair, sunglasses and wants to speak to the manager. She thinks that her 10y/o son, Sam, is going to be a pro soccer player and will argue with any other mom who thinks otherwise. She is a hard-core vegan and only brings gluten and lactose free granola bars to soccer practise. Nothing is ever her fault and she will judge everything you do. Karen’s are never born, they just appear out of nowhere at the age of 40. They are usually found in the park having a (vegan) picnic, doing yoga, speaking to a manager, judging your child, complaining or hanging out with her friends Brenda, Sharon and Susan.

Someone: “Wow, Karen really thinks her son is going pro? He barely made the team!”

Someone: “she’s so controlling, she probably bribed the Coach to let him play.”

Karen: “what do you have that is vegan, lactose and gluten free?”
Server: “sorry we don’t sell any vegan or lactose and gluten free items.”
Karen: “MaY I SpEaK To ThE MaNaGeR!!!?”

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