Cumbo

A thick woman who thinks that she can do whatever she likes, won’t say no to a big bowl of cous cous. Similar to the elephant dumbo, she smells dodgy and is extremely FAT. She is a creature that can be fooled easily and thinks that pancake batter is scone mix. A well-known pot noodle hater.

She’s a right cumbo dumbo
Cumbo thought she knew it all, but she’s a cumbo- how can she?

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fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.

Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.