Born

To wake up or come to.

I was born today in a rocking boat in the middle of a small pond. I had a cut on back side of my hand in the shape of a star...

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Sapatchkins Disease

When someone sits out in the sun for a long period of time and their skin flakes off and the layer below starts to change colors. Also denoted by the shriveling and curling of hair.

Melanie you should stop going to the tanner you're starting to look like you have Sapatchkins Disease.

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Tra-Damn

An emphasis on the swear 'damn,' in the form of magic-trick jabberwocky.

"Tra-Damn," says the hobo clown, as he drops his pack of Black and Milds.