meganegrodong

Stereotypical endowment of the African-American male.

Now that Lexington Steele, he has the meganegrodong

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Falling Freak

One of those lunatics who thinks that skydiving or base jumping or bungee jumping or any other sort of "falling-to-your-death-but-not-really" activity is cool.

Hey, let's go down to the bridge and untie the Falling Freaks when they jump off!

I don't hate Falling Freaks; I just don't like scraping them off of my driveway.

ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

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syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

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blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"

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Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

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NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

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