Peetsa

Lolspeak for "pizza"

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.

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Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

Momcave

The female version of mancave. Although the word itself implies motherhood, the woman doesn't necessarily have to be a mother.

Whipped Husband: What the hell happened to my mancave!?
Wife: It's now a momcave.

Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.

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Wife Material

A girl you would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Dood. Amanda is soooo tits!

Ya, shes wife material, for sure.

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Girlsecks

Pretty much what it sounds like. Girl-on-girl action. But spelled in "internetspeak".

Ashley and Jessica like to have hawt, sweaty girlsecks on Saturday afternoons.

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cacaphony

A harsh, discordant mixture of sounds

Dood! Tell Laquifah to shut that fuckin crotchfruit up! I can't take that damn cacaphony any longer!!

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Girls Dont Poop

It's true. Girls have poop-pixies to take the dookie away to a far off land.

Brandi: BRB. Gotta dump!
ME: WHAT!? Girls dont poop!!

Brandi: *plop* *plop*...*yells from the bathroom: YES THEY DO!*

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