When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.
Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"
Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
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1) Chronic weed
2) Can also refer to weed that is much higher in quality than the stuff that is normally found in a city or general area.
Whenever an individual becomes "Stalloned" it is usually caused by Cali Chrone.
A person from a place like suburban Oklahoma, where anything better than dirt schwag is a rarity, might say,
"Dude, this chrone is nasty good compared to the stuff we normally get!"
when referring to commercial or mids, instead of actual Kine Bud.
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