hiccup demon

a demon who possesses the ability to hiccup loudly sounding like a whale being stabbed several times by that random guy, who's name shall not be mentioned, and choked by a liger with a mini trampoline lodged in its throat. This demon can possess you. Once it does, there is no hope for your sense of hearing. NEVER..

Panda: Oh no! I have a freakin' hiccup demon in me!! What shall I do?

Walrus: You need to jump in the ocean and kill yourself immediately GOO!!

Panda: What?

Walrus: Never mind idiot, I'll do it for you. MUaahhhaa!!!!

*Panda was never seen again*

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