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The act of sucking on an exhaust pipe so hard the chrome comes off.
That has been Nealed to within an inch of its life.
Simply means the one,
Can be either, the chosen one, or the best of the best.
"You trully are the swain"
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The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
Ewww whatâs that on your trousers is it House Fungus.
A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after heâs shot his load.
Whatâs wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.
Any Northerener who didnât drink enough, so was banished to the south. Legend has it they favour being pegged.
After a very poor showing at a party. Dave after a short trial, was Cunninghammered to the south. Where he now lives as a power bottom with his family. And prolapsed butthole.
To have the Audacity to think you can get away with plowing a Fitty with connections. Without consequence or reprisal. Only to find out there are consequences. Big ones !!!
He did what? Or he proper Bulled it.
Someone who mastered munging to such a degree they are in an elite group of mungers. To signify their loyalty to the brotherhood of Munge, they shave their heads and grow shit beards. And developed a special tip touching ritual as a greeting.
I was so honoured the other day to meet and touch tips with the grand Harris himself, known as brother Joe. I am now a true Harris