Chump

A man who borrows money from his pregnant, unemployed girlfriend with no intention of ever repaying her

Man: Babe, can I borrow money for a car if I take care of the rent and utilities at our new apartment as a way of paying you back?
Woman: Of course, I'll be on maternity leave anyway so at least the bills will be paid.
One month later, a new car, and man never moves in to apartment...
Woman: Are you going to give the landlord money for rent like you agreed?
Man: Bitch, take me to court if you want to see your money.

CHUMP

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