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This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.
me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
1π 1π
A sex game where you put your dick into a girl's vagina, ass or mouth and just let it sit there without moving. Cumming is optional, of course. This is most effective on a Sunday.
7π 16π
A chicken who has six Infinity Seeds and uses them for his whim. also he's a bitch
Larry: hey u want some thanos chicken hentai
Me: oh shit give me the sauce
Larry: jk lol
Me: i will fucking murder you
literally the most fucking annoying thing about discord, is the constant pings, unless it's a ping from a specific person, but if it's an @everyone ping it's absolute shit
me: lol imma @everyone
everyone: WHO PING ME
A masturbation technique where you massage your dick while also rubbing it in your tears. Another person's tears can also work. If you cover your penis in tear water, then you can either be finished, or stick it into something or someone.
That movie was a real tearjerker.
A masochistic activity where someone places their fingers into a cheese grater and grinds their fingers into it, slicing the skin off. Then you can put it in as cheese. You can also do this with someone else's fingers for better masochism.
Me: want some wensleydale?
Penis: pls no
Me: wensleydale time
Penis: NO
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a nuclear bomb powered by chickens
hey want a chicken powered nuclear bomb?
what if i don't
then i'll chicken you
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